The Most Random NSFW Anime 2019 – Kandagawa Jet Girls First Impression

The Most Random NSFW Anime 2019 – Kandagawa Jet Girls First Impression

Right off the bat, warning that this is super NSFW due to the merit of what this show is, as described below. We’re watching/reviewing Kandagawa after Marc and Kenny sold me on it being “Keijo 2.0 but with guns”. After a bit of audio errors and streaming fails, @cmdrcluckcluck and I managed to boot up Jet Girls on Discord for some Pinoy Plays Watch. Turns out you can’t audio share on Discord with Firefox due to multiple processes or something like that but oh well, nothing can stop this insane and wild ride called Kandagawa Jet Girls. So join us as we add our best/favorite comments about the show and some truly r/animenocontext worthy screenshots.

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Kandagawa Jet Girls Dolphin

Marc: Dolphin.

Nick: WTF is with the dolphin she’s riding

Marc: It’s just a dolphin. That she loves. A lot.

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Nick: Damn she’s busty.

Marc: That’s a comment as to how elaborate that trophy is because I’ve never noticed how elaborate that trophy is before now.

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Marc: Say what you want, this OP is really catchy though.

Nick: Also, I feel like I know that dad’s VA…

Marc: I think he’s the only male VA in the show. But they don’t even draw his face!

Kandagawa Jet Girls Dad
We counted and there’s at least 3 others.

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Kandagawa Jet Girls Unknown.png

Marc: Imagine going into this show blind

Nick: I am

Marc: Yup. And gratuitous panty shot. Two of em.

 

 

 

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Kandagawa Jet Girls Pair 3.png

Nick: Wait, were they even speaking English???

Marc: No…? No. Also, did you catch all the pairings there?

Nick: The idols, the foreigners, the gals, and the blatant Yuri pairing?

 

 

 

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Nick: What…What the butter-loving hell is she doing?

Marc: What you’ve never smelt someone’s sheets then smelled them immediately after? /s

 

 

 

Kandagawa Jet Girls Smell 1Kandagawa Jet Girls Smell 2

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Nick: DAAAAAAAAAMN Gurl be thicca than that rice ball she’s eating. (My legitimate quote.)

Kandagawa Jet Girls THICC

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Nick: PAUSE! Ok, let me guess now after about 20 minutes of context clues exactly WHAT a Jet Race is:

  1. A modified Jet Ski Race.
  2. An exceptionally elaborate and convoluted lesbian sexual act.
Kandagawa Jet Girls Plot.png
I still don’t really know the answer after 3 episodes…

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My take on this show after watching it was at a high level, this is very much Keijo without the focus on the booty, but much more overall female curvy-ness and some frontal female nudity. We ended up watching the full 3 episode test worth of content (now to be called a 69 test for reasons to be documented later) and it was not a bad time at all (Looking at you Assassin’s Pride). I did enjoy that the show barely takes itself seriously and that the mechanics of this seemed very thought out and not just mindless ecchi. I told Marc that there’s no way this isn’t a game, as the rules, art, and music just scream like it’s an actual arcade game somewhere in japan, probably Akihabara. Lo and behold, I was almost right and apparently there is an upcoming PS4 game based off Kandagawa Jet Girls that was pretty much NSFW Mario Kart Double Dash. I for one will keep watching this with no expectations other than to get the occasional random chuckle knowing that when I need to unwind and not think, this is the show to kill some time.

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